Are you just mad because the bouncers let the rat in and not you? It’s OK, sit down (pats seat) talk to us about how that made you feel.

Are you just mad because the bouncers let the rat in and not you? It’s OK, sit down (pats seat) talk to us about how that made you feel.

A guy finds a pickled wasp in his salad. He calls the waiter to his table. “There is a pickled wasp in my salad! How did a pickled wasp get in my salad?!?” The waiter looks at the dead bug and goes “I’ll ask the chef how it got there but I’ll have to blame the pickling on our bartender!” 
Good night folks! 
YADADADADADADADADADADADADAD…

A guy finds a pickled wasp in his salad. He calls the waiter to his table. “There is a pickled wasp in my salad! How did a pickled wasp get in my salad?!?” The waiter looks at the dead bug and goes “I’ll ask the chef how it got there but I’ll have to blame the pickling on our bartender!”

Good night folks!

YADADADADADADADADADADADADAD…

Loud, Douchey Dance-Hall/Hip-Hop Music is our WiFi network name.

Loud, Douchey Dance-Hall/Hip-Hop Music is our WiFi network name.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Well played, sir. Well played.

She’s a service freak! Service freak! She’s service freaking ouuutttttttt!

She’s a service freak! Service freak! She’s service freaking ouuutttttttt!

They do? Is it listed on the menu or is this like a secret thing only regulars know about? We always feel odd ordering off menu but since you recommended it…
We called. It’s one of the specials today.

They do? Is it listed on the menu or is this like a secret thing only regulars know about? We always feel odd ordering off menu but since you recommended it…

We called. It’s one of the specials today.

Motel 6: We’ll snuff your light out for you #failedmottos

Motel 6: We’ll snuff your light out for you #failedmottos

Let us know next time you go to the Duane Reade. We won’t be any help getting you better service, we just want to be present when the pharmacy tech yells out “PUSSY! PUSSY YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS READY!” 
We want you way across the store too, so they have to call you over the loud speaker.

Let us know next time you go to the Duane Reade. We won’t be any help getting you better service, we just want to be present when the pharmacy tech yells out “PUSSY! PUSSY YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS READY!”

We want you way across the store too, so they have to call you over the loud speaker.

Oh, you’ll be back [MANIACAL LAUGH] … you’ll be back [STROKES SILVER GOATEE]

Oh, you’ll be back [MANIACAL LAUGH] … you’ll be back [STROKES SILVER GOATEE]